X: Hi, how are you?

Y: Well, quite busy down here.

X: Stop that!

Y: What?!

X: Being busy!

Y: I won’t! Why should I?

X: Ok, as you wish.

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X: By the way…

Y: Now what?

X: Stop that!!!

Y: WHAAT?!

X: Typing!

Y: OR what?

X: Or i’ll shoot you!

Y: Where?

User X got offline…

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X: HERE!

Y: Oh honey, you we’re the bastard.

X: Well, yeah. STOP THAT?

Y: WHAAAAAAT?!

BOOM!

User Y got offline…