Mormons exposed

Omg, I first heard about this guy putting out a "Mormons exposed" calendar of missionary dudes through jezebel.com, but then I went to the actual website. F%$@^%@ hilarious! Follow this link to "meet the missionaries" -- you click on the picture of each guy, looking fully dorkified in white button-down and dark tie, with slicked down hair and what I'm guessing is the Book of Mormon in hand. But wait! After you click on one, hover your mouse over the picture on his profile and there he is posing shirtless, with his hair mussed up all sexy-like! There are some truly amazing transformations. I had no idea there were so many six-packs hiding under those dress shirts. It makes me wonder how many hum-drum guys I pass each day who could likewise be hot with just a little more hair gel and a lot less clothing...?

Best thing ever. Between this and Trey Parker's character in Orgazmo (below) I think I have found myself a new mission...to corrupt!



Ha ha ha okay kidding. Mostly.