What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail ?
A horse and its rider.
What is as big as a horse but doesn’t weigh anything ?
The horse’s shadow.
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it ?
A teapot.
Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter ?
Because it’s too far to walk there.
What are the 3 important rings in life ?
Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.
Which room has no doors, no windows.
A mushroom.
Why did the student take a ladder to school ?
Because he/she was going to high school.
How far can a dog run into the forest ?
Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.
Which is faster, heat or cold ?
Heat, because you can catch a cold.
