How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18 letters! 3 in “the”, 7 in “English”, and 8 in “alphabet”.
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?
2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
What is the longest word in the English language?
“Smiles”. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
What word begins with “e”, ends with “e”, and has one letter?
Envelope!
Which bus crossed the ocean?
Columbus!
