Reporter: Do you speak English? Egyptian: Berfect.
Reporter: Do you mind if I interview you? Egyptian: No, I don’t have a mind.
Reporter: What’s your name?
Egyptian: Taha.
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it.
Reporter: Oh no, I meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter: It’s just for the sake of the report. Never mind…male. …
Taha: No.. I like female.
Reporter: How do you find life here in Egypt ?
Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz.
Reporter : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food.
Reporter: Do you work?
Taha: Yas, when I am not buzy..
Reporter: What do you think about the traffic problem in Egypt ?
Taha : Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?
Taha: I do not undurztand what u say.
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in Egypt ?
Taha : Egypt very rich cantry…we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz.
Reporter: So do you make a lot of money?
Taha : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home.. you will go to brizon.
Reporter: Let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you have a lot of money?
Taha: me? …Not a lot..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah.
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment.
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way.
Reporter: Well, OK…Do you vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do you choose your president
Taha: Who, Mubarak?
Reporter: Yes.
Taha (nervously): I didn’t give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice.
Reporter: Why him?
Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane.
Reporter: But there are no wars right now.
Taha : But if we have war..u see?…we know we will have a very good airoplane in it.
Reporter: What about the last 26 years?
Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed an d Amira..and…
Reporter (interrupting) : No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years?
Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way.
Reporter: Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha.
Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds.
Reporter: I never said i will pay you for this.
Taha : OK OK. Zanks a lot.
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